Willow Wisp:*Drool* Oh yeah Baby, those Curves are so delicious, I can't wait to put you in my mouth.
Shifterdreams: Hey There Puppy, What are you doing?
Willow Wisp:*Put the magazine behind his back* Oh, Nothing Shift! Doing Nothing.
Shifterdreams: Is that a New issue of Flankylicious Country Fillies Edition!?
Willow Wisp: No! No is not go way!
Shifterdreams: Let me see! Let me see!
Willow Wisp: No Shift! Ouch!
Shifterdreams: *Shifterdreams Jump up on Willow's back to take his Magazine* Mmm I can't wait to clop on that......?
Willow Wisp: Give me that back!
Shifterdreams: Apple Apples apples........ There's no Fillies on this Magazine? Only Picture of Apples? Where you getting turn on this?
Willow Wisp: *sob* Okay I have Problem! When I was hanging out with Applejack she Gave me the Apple fever. We can't stop thinking about those Yummy Red curve melt in your mouth delicious Fruit of Wonders*drool*
Shifterdreams: What's the big deal about apples?
Willow Wisp: Big deal! Well Anyway, like I was sayin', Apples is the fruit of the World. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, apple-kabobs, apple creole, apple gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple apples, lemon apples, coconut apples, pepper apples, apples soup, apples stew, apples salad, apples and potatoes, apples burger, apples sandwich. That- that's about it.
Shifterdream: Whatever, Here's your Weird Magazine. I'm going to eat, for some reason I'm carving for apples.
Willow Wisp: Good She is gone. Know back to business*clop clop clop*
Willow's Grandmother Spirit: You better Not be Clopping on apples again!!!
Willow Wisp: I'm Not! I'm Clopping on Apple.... Jack! Yes I'm Clopping on Applejack yeah Lets go with that.
Willow's Grandmother Spirit: Carry on.
Willow Wisp: Oh you yummy Naughty Green apples*Clop Clop Clop*